Purge The Cabin

As President of the Last One on the Train Club, I just now discovered the Urban Dictionary. Here are some of my favorite words to date:

Purge The Cabin- Rolling down the windows down on a vehicle for some fresh air, usually after one of the passengers has passed gas.
"Jason, that was foul! Purge the cabin before we suffocate in here."

Fake Take- Pretending to enter and store someones phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime."
Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?
Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take".

Brain Grenade- A bottle of beer, due to its effect on the brain.
"The game's about to start, toss me a brain grenade."
"Heineken or Guinness?"

Cinematard- One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.
Heather: Hey Greta, wanna see the new Tom Hanks movie, Mission Difficult II?
Greata: Um, you mean the new Tom Cruise movie, Mission Impossible III? Girl, you are a real cinematard!

Tramp Stamp- A tattoo above a woman's butt crack.
"Her pants were so low cut, you could totally see her tramp stamp."

Dotcomrade- An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never met.
"So who's this NrdPowr32 guy?"
"I dunno. Just a dotcomrade of mine."

Peasantvision- Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.
"I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision."

Conswervative- A conservative politician or other public figure caught doing things that he or she denounced on record.
"Larry Craig is a conswervative, as is Ted Haggard."

Backseat Buyer- A person who gets excited over other people's future or current purchases. Usually an enthusiastic shopper for themselves as well. Can be used as an adjective or verb.
"I'm such a backseat buyer; I love helping my friends choose stuff as much as buying something for myself!"

Errorist- Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he or she believes true, but anyone with common sense can see they are wrong.
"Bush is talking on TV again. What an errorist."

Typeractive- Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.
"Man, Natasha should get a job. She's been texting me every two minutes. And there are ten emails in my inbox from her. She is way typeractive today."