Had a dream last night where I started off on some kind of platform that kind of hopped and then allowed me to take off flying. Totally awesome. I was all Kate Winslet on the front of the Titanic.
But then, like out of nowhere, I'm walking (Hey! Where did my flying platform go?) down the street and I see the Grim Reaper coming toward me all decked out in full Reaperifficness, scythe and all. I kind of slowed down as I walked by him, thinking "Well, here we go, he's gonna lay an arched, bony finger of doom down on my wide behind." But then he kind of looks over at me and barley even acknowledges my presence. I got dissed by the Grim Reaper. So in the dream, I turn around and shout back something to the effect of, "What? I'm not good enough? CHOKE ON IT, @#$&%&%!" I may have said it out loud. This kind of stuff happens all the time, so I'm sure my husband wasn't even curious why I was yelling swear words in my sleep.
This morning, I looked up what Grim Reaper dreams mean and it said some total baloney about life transition and how meeting the Grim Reaper is a good thing. That dream analysis is completely bunk psychology. You could dream about seeing yourself getting beat up while wearing a nun habit and astronaut suit and the dream analysts would say that you're about to find love and you're going through a life transition. It's all about the life transition in dream analysis. "They" always want to make you think that dreaming about something obviously horrible and disastrous, say messing with the Grim Reaper, is perfectly fine. It's great. Nothing to see here. But then, if you have a dream about petting a puppy that poops gold coins while sitting under a rainbow (Like you've never had that dream, come on!), the dream analysts will say that you're going to go on a quite uncharacteristic serial killing spree. And also, you're going through a life transition.
So anyway, be looking for some SUPER great stuff to happen to me real soon.
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