Jason: Wake up! Honey, wake up!
Me: Ummm...
Jason: I had a really bad dream, you were having sex with a gay man. It's really upset me.
Me: What was I doing? Using the drumstick or what?
Jason: Drumstick? What are you talking about?
Me: Well, how exactly was I having sex with a game hen?
1 comment:
Are you saying that game hens have small penises?
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