Spooky Woods

This past Saturday night, while working the ticket booth at Spooky Woods, I had the following conversation:
Me: So, you're a Christmas tree?
Her: Yeah, I just have this battery pack here in my back pocket to power the string of lights around my body.
Me: Wow, that's a really cool costume idea.
Her: Thanks! The only real problem is that it's pretty uncomfortable to have four C batteries sticking out of your ass, ya know?
Me: (Pause)
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Me: (Pause)
Me: (Cough) Yeah. I mean, no. I don't know what that's like.