(Steven Tyler looks more and more like an aging socialite with a botox addiction, but that's hardly surprising. I'd be more horrified if he didn't look like he was wearing women's clothing from the Macy's junior department.)
Joe, Joe, Joe. What's with the headdress? Look, headdresses in general are very difficult to pull off, and truly remain the domain of Vegas showgirls, actual Native Americans in tribal gear, or Cher (who really embodies the first two groups in one fabulous, bedazzled wax figurine-like person). For another thing, I hate to break it to you, but you're like a million years old. That get-up would look ridiculous on a young man, but when it comes to a man of your advanced age, people begin to suspect that you're wearing a headband-y item not because it looks cool (it doesn't), but because all of your hair is attached to it (could be). Need I mention that the open shirt is a little gross? And the multiple necklaces a little likely to cause your ancient and desiccated body to tip over? And the pattern on your shirt a little responsible for seizures suffered by people who look at it too long? I didn't think so.
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