Thursday, September 6, 2007

Twins

Do you ever find yourself driving down the road and you see a car exactly like the one that you're driving and you think to yourself, "Ooo! We're twins!" And you just want to get out and knock on their window and say, "Hey there stranger, look! We're car buddies! Automotive chums!! Let's hug!" Or maybe you just make a little gesture at your car and then theirs as if to say "Wow, this is so great. We should meet and get married."
Yeah, me neither. So move along, rubbernecker. There are a billion cars on the road today and we match. You didn't just win the lottery or something. Get over yourself. I've got stuff to do.

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