Back in The Saddle

Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine, and at last you create what you will. -George Bernard Shaw
That's right, I've decided to restart my longtime dream blog with your standard dead guy quote. Not only that, I've chosen a quotation that is about imagination and creation, neither of which I've used in ripping off a dead Irishman. Also, Shaw won the Nobel Prize in literature and then turned down the money. I have no respect for that.
This is all obviously a desperate plea for attention. I think that I am important enough that people will care about the sometimes bizarre outside influences upon my everyday life, conversations, and relationships. Of course, I am delusional.
As with most blogs, this too will contain lists, rants, silliness, and shouts from the pulpit. I will be trying daily to expose a little more of myself (ahem) and hopefully I will receive some feedback on my ideas and writing. I promise only to be odd and occasionally amusing, as these are my only two consistent skills in life. Assuming oddity is a skill. If it's not, then I'm down to just one skill, and I really don't want to deal with that right now. So give me my Nobel Prize. I'll wear it around my neck like Flavor Flav. Big ups to the Nobel committee.
Oh, it's all downhill from here.