I Didn't List Tapered Jeans Because I Would Hope You Already Know Better

Please leave your own dislikes in the comments. But hurry, because tomorrow-ish I will be posting 45 Things I Like, and I'm sure you wouldn't want to miss the chance to bond via our mutual dislike.
And remember, this is by no means a complete list....
45 Things I Dislike:
1. Oreos
2. Anxiety attacks
3. Tom Cruise
4. Leggings- and let me say that it alarms me and saddens me that their popularity forces me to place them in my 45 things, thereby acknowledging their existence
5. The overly crunchy ends of croissants
6. Big bangs
7. Poppy seeds
8. The excessively tan, especially when they are Caucasian girls wearing their hair in cornrows
9. Caucasian girls wearing their hair in cornrows, especially if they are excessively tan
10. Turtlenecks worn beneath sweaters/sweatshirts
12. Berets worn by persons other than elderly French men (There are a few exceptions to this rule, but a very few.)
13. The phrase "healing process" when it not being applied to something physical and concrete, such as the formation of a scab.
14. People who would describe themselves with the phrase Free Spirit
15. The word moist, it gags me to even write it
16. Aviator/wraparound sunglasses, particularly of the mirrored variety
17. The name "Brittany" especially when shortened to "Britt" and greatly exacerbated if "Britt" is the captain of a high school sports team
18. America's Funniest Home Videos- explain to me why watching a man being assaulted by an elephant is "funny"
19. Wet naps- enough said
20. Strapless bras that seem perfectly content to stay up until you have purchased them and are wearing them in a public place
21. Tuna melts about which the menu says, simply, "Tuna Melt", that turns out to be aggressively flavored with lemon zest
22. My stomach's apparent delight in growling whenever it would be most noticeable and inappropriate for it to do so
23. Waiting to have a baby
24. Modern dance that is composed primary of silent twitching-please ask yourself whether your "dance" could be easily performed by an epileptic with a leotard. If the answer is yes, it is time to reevaluate your career choice
25. The make-out scenes on VH-1's Flavor of Love
26. The fact that I even watch the Flavor of Love
27. Mullets, male
28. Mullets, female
29. Your name, if it is Fifi and you are not a poodle
30. Doctors who think telling a nervous person they will die young if they do not reduce their stress level is conducive to reducing said nervous person's stress level
31. Processed cheese
32. The phrase "luncheon meat"
33. The phrase "I'd like to pick your brain," because EW
34. Barky, yappy, yippy dogs
35. UB40
36. The color combination teal & mauve
37. Persons who spell the words "for" and "to" with numbers.
38. People who pronounce the word library, Lie-berry.
39. Long hair on men
40. When people use the singular form of something instead of plural(Example three foot, three feet, twenty cent, twenty cents)
41. Junior High School
42. John Ritter
43. Nurses who call you with test results but attempt to substitute a chirpy "Everything looks fine!" for said results: unless it is a yes or no blood test-i.e.- "No, you don't have cancer," or "Yes, Jermaine is your father"-I would like the results relayed in the form of actual numbers, rather than your boundless optimism
44. Walmart
45. Anyone, including myself, touching my feet